GRAVITY review

Starring: Sandra Bullock (The Blind Side) and George Clooney (Ocean’s Eleven)

Director: Alfonso Cuarón (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

Writers: Alfonso Cuarón & Jonás Cuarón

Runtime: 1 hour 31 minutes

Release Date: 4 October (US), 7 November (UK)

It has been seven long years since Alfonso Cuarón last graced us with a film. The last film he made was Children of Men, a bleak but wonderful piece of cinema and one of my all-time favourites. Since then, he has been hard at work on Gravity, a film that has had an especially long production period due to its heavy use of visual effects. Does all this time and money spent pay off, or has it all been wasted effort?

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From the moment the film begins, you are immediately sucked in to one of the scariest environments imaginable: space. Though these opening moments are quite calm and use their time to set up our characters, there is always a strong sense of tension as you wait for something to wrong. And, eventually, something does. When the sh*t hits the fan, the film becomes a non-stop rollercoaster. It moves along at a perfect pace, making its short running time feel even shorter but still knowing when to stop for slower character moments. The few characters we meet aren’t exactly deep, original people but they are relatable and likable in spite of their unordinary predicament. This is a film where the harshness of the environment is your antagonist; there is always something that could kill Ryan (Bullock) at any moment, and the joy of the movie is watching her overcome these obstacles and keep moving.

Speaking of Bullock, whether you’ve liked her in previous movies or not, you cannot deny that she gives a spectacular performance here. She carries the whole movie on her shoulders for the most part, and surprisingly she manages to keep you engaged, mainly thanks to her naturalistic performance and her character’s status as an everyman (well, the closest thing to an everyman in this situation). George Clooney may be playing himself as usual here, but he also puts in a great performance, contrasting Bullock’s fear with a good dose of humour. Other than some voices on the radio, they are the only characters you see and the lack of friendly faces only adds to the emptiness of the environment.

Where Gravity truly shines is in the technical department. This is a beautiful looking film, mainly thanks to Cuarón’s incredible direction and some of the most involving and inventive camerawork I’ve seen in a while. Sure, it’s all probably been majorly touched up with CGI, but if it has been its some of the best CGI work around. All of this is well complimented by the great sound design or, for a good chunk of the film, lack thereof; this is space after all. The score by Steven Price is also suitably sparse and chilling, amplifying those moments of danger to maximum efficiency. Gravity is also one of the few films in recent history that actually benefits from the use of 3-D; it really puts you into the action and makes the deadness of space seem that much more scary. This is a film that must be seen on the biggest screen possible; if you have an IMAX anywhere near you, go see this there. Combined with the 3-D, the only way they could have made this any more immersive is if they screened it in special zero gravity cinemas. Actually, that would be pretty cool.

Gravity is a cinematic marvel that is just begging to be seen. It’s got all the spectacle that your average audience wants to see, but also has enough thought and artistry to satisfy the true cinephile as well. It’s one of the best films of the year, and easily could snag some Oscar nods, at least its technical prowess.

FINAL VERDICT: 10/10!

RENTAL ROUND-UP (August-October 2013)

Maniac

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I’ve never seen the original 80’s film, but this new version is one of the most disturbing horror films I’ve seen in a while. Elijah Wood’s performance shows range I never knew he had; you’ll never look at Frodo the same way again. The POV cinematography is excellent, as it really puts you inside this character’s head and really makes you feel a part of this depraved experience. Seriously, I went out for a walk after watching this movie and I still felt like I was looking through the eyes of a psychopath. This helps raise the film above what is otherwise a pretty standard horror film, and is one of the few films I’ve seen get away with style over substance; it’s like the Drive of horror movies. Seek this one out if you’re up for being disturbed. 8/10

Bullet to the Head

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Geri-action movies are a dime a dozen these days, so here’s Sylvester Stallone throwing us another one with this generic piece of work. I can hardly call Bullet to the Head bad; it’s just so bland on pretty much every level that there’s not much to say but “meh”. Nowhere near as good as the insanity of Schwarzenegger’s The Last Stand, but nowhere near as bad as Bruce “$1 million a day or f*** off” Willis’ A Good Day to Die Hard. The plot is forgettable, the characters are barely fleshed-out, the comedy is flat, even most of the action scenes are pretty generic. The only things worth seeing in this movie are a ludicrous axe fight between Stallone and Jason Momoa at the end, and watching Christian Slater prance around being so sleazy I swear he mustn’t have known he was being filmed. It’s sad to see classic director Walter Hill work with such weak material, and hopefully everyone involved with this will move on to much better pastures. 4/10

Broken City

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Yay! Another bland, dry political thriller with low stakes and stock characters. If this movie were any less energetic, I’d swear it was dead. What starts as a premise for what could be a decent movie falls behind due to slow pacing and not enough going on to keep up interest. The story lacks any real sense of surprise or ingenuity, and the characters are so cookie-cutter that you can sense where pretty much every major player is going. Despite the valiant efforts of Mark Wahlberg and Russell Crowe, who put a good amount of effort into their roles and help raise the material, the film just fails to capture my interest. This has nothing to do with the fact I have no interest in politics; a good political thriller like The Ides of March gets you invested in what is going on no matter what your stance on the matter is. Broken City? More like broken movie. 3.5/10

Mama

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A well-crafted and original horror movie? Wow, those are rare. Mama is genuinely creepy from start to finish, mainly thanks to creative cinematography, wonderful performances from the entire principal cast, and beautifully creepy creature design. The film avoids falling back into too many clichés, but even when it does it remains effective. The bond between the characters, a major theme of the film, is so strong that you do become truly invested in the outcome; it really is one of the few horror films that feels more character-driven and isn’t just a monster-of-the-week jump scare fest. Whilst produced by Guillermo Del Toro, the film feels much more like a combination of the grim atmosphere of an early Tim Burton film and the suspenseful thrills of a classic Alfred Hitchcock picture. If you haven’t seen it yet, go watch Mama. Just make sure she isn’t watching you. 8.5/10

21 & Over

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Hangover rip-offs are a constant part of the comedy landscape these days, but here’s one from the guys who actually wrote The Hangover. It’s like The Hangover…but in college. And that’s about it. The formula, the revelations, and the gags: they are all laid out exactly like The Hangover. And what isn’t from The Hangover is just from every other college comedy ever made. But luckily, the film manages to just about hold together thanks to some genuinely good comedy setpieces here and there, and some solid performances from Miles Teller and Francois Chau. If you like these kinds of movies and have watched all the others, it’s not a bad experience. Just be prepared to see a lot of what you’ve seen before. 5.5/10

Identity Thief

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Wow. I mean…wow. I didn’t think I’d see a movie worse than Movie 43 this year but…wow. This movie. It’s…just awful. Really…awful. This movie is a comedy, or at least that’s what I think it’s supposed to be. But generally, I think the goal of a comedy is to make you laugh. But this film just made me want to crawl up into a ball and cry. And I pretty much did. Not because the film is sad or anything; just because it is that unbelievably putrid. I did not laugh once for the entire two hours this waste of time lasted. Not one laugh. NOT ONE LAUGH! Instead, just a lot of pain, anger and frustration. Even Movie 43 made me chuckle in sheer bafflement at points, but this movie doesn’t even have that distinction. What else is there to say? Jason Bateman fumbles around doing what he does in every f*cking movie he’s in these days, and Mellissa McCarthy plays one of the most grotesque, despicable and downright annoying characters in cinematic history. And the movie expects us to SYMPATHIZE with this b*tch? A woman who stole this man’s identity, completely destroys his life, and then spends most of the movie insulting him? SCREW YOU! No. I think I’ve said enough. I don’t like getting mad like this, but I can’t take it anymore. F*CK THIS MOVIE! And if you liked this movie, then F*CK YOU TOO! AHHHHHHHHH! 1/10

The Kings of Summer

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Some of the best comedies these days can be found in the indie market and, whilst Kings of Summer isn’t one of the better ones, it is enjoyable. The film does tell a unique coming-of-age tale, dealing with issues I find surprising haven’t been touched on, but also borrowing elements from classics like Stand By Me. The film does have some good moments both dramatic and comedic, and the performances from Moises Arias and Nick Offerman are certainly enjoyable. However, the film’s overly-indie quality sometimes felt a little pretentious and out of kilter with the rest of the movie; almost as if I was watching National Lampoon’s The Tree of Life. Enjoyable and charming, but nothing special. 7/10

Mud

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Now THIS is a really good indie effort! Mud gives us another great performance from Matthew McConaghey, who has managed to pull a Ben Affleck and be in some really great movies lately after being in a load of tripe. But the rest of the movie is excellent as well. The story is a very invigorating tale about love, life and family, and the performances from fellow supporting players like Tye Sheridan, Sam Shepard and Reese Witherspoon compliment the film really well. Even Joe Don Baker comes off as good here. A true hidden gem that I’m sad I missed in theatres. 9/10

Much Ado About Nothing

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Joss Whedon and Shakespeare? What a match made in heaven! The witty nature of both of these artists melds perfectly together in this comedic tale of love and betrayal. It’s also quite possibly the cheapest film I’ve seen this year, having been shot entirely at Whedon’s house and starring all his friends. But that only adds to the charm and mood of the film, and it is more about the performances than the look anyway. And what wonderful performances there are; particular standouts being Fran Kranz as Claudio, Agent Coulson himself Clark Gregg as Leonato, and the ever-lovable Nathan Fillion as the bumbling Dogberry. Watching this film just made me want to go up to Baz Luhrman and tell him “THIS is how you modernize Shakespeare, you arty arse!” 8.5/10

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

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Another movie about magicians? As a comedy? Sigh. Burt Wonderstone isn’t bad, but it is just dull for the most part. The film follows a pretty standard fall from grace story with little ingenuity or fun; it is predictable to every last detail. Steve Carell feels tremendously miscast in a role that feels like it was meant for someone like Will Ferrell or Zach Galifinakis, Olivia Wilde constantly feels like she’s meant to do something but is little more than eye candy, and Jim Carrey wanders about doing shtick that just isn’t funny. Only a few funny gags from the likes of Steve Buscemi and Alan Arkin help raise the film to something a little more than plain boring.  4/10

Spring Breakers

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Spring Breakers is among a group of films I like to call “Artsy Bollocks”. These are films that attempt to look like they’ve got some deep message about society or culture, but really want to show you some nice cinematography and some shocking imagery; Only God Forgives is pretty good example of this movement, so read my review of that if you want more detail. But yeah, Spring Breakers is artsy bollocks. No character, no real sense of narrative, no meaningful message. It’s just terrible, shallow people doing terrible, shallow things. But some nice lighting work, some of the soundtrack by Skrillex and a truly bizarre performance from James Franco makes this movie somewhat memorable at least. 3/10

The Place Beyond The Pines

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A riveting tale of parenting and legacy that spans many years, The Place Beyond The Pines is like three movies in one. The central performances from Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper and Dane DeHaan are all excellent, and supporting actors like Ben Mendelsohn and Ray Liotta are also really good. The cinematography, especially during several bank heists and motorcycle scenes, is superb, and the score by Mike Patton is riveting stuff. Only an overlong runtime, occasional predictability and a weak performance from Emory Cohen hold this film back for me. 8.5/10

The Bling Ring

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Sofia Coppola’s Lost in Translation was truly wonderful film, but since then she hasn’t done anything that even comes close in terms of quality. Unfortunately, The Bling Ring doesn’t either. Based on true events, the story of the film has the potential to be something interesting. But Coppola’s view on the events feels too distant and simplified. The main characters we follow are severely lacking in depth, and they all just come off as shallow arseholes. The film quickly becomes repetitive, as we watch scene after scene of these kids breaking into a house, say “Oh my God” when they find expensive sh*t, mess around with that expensive sh*t, possibly steal some of that expensive sh*t, and then leave. Rinse and repeat. Perhaps if the film had taken some liberties with the story and gone for a more traditional caper comedy, it could have been at least entertaining. But as it is, it feels like I’m watching some boring reality show. Only Emma Watson and Leslie Mann’s performances help liven the film up and make it remain watchable. 4/10

THOR: THE DARK WORLD review

Starring: Chris Hemsworth (Rush), Natalie Portman (Black Swan), Tom Hiddleston (Midnight in Paris), Christopher Eccleston (28 Days Later), Anthony Hopkins (The Silence of the Lambs)

Director: Alan Taylot (Game of Thrones)

Writers: Christopher L. Yost (The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes) and Christopher Markus & Stephen McFeely (Captain America: The First Avenger)

Runtime: 1 hour 52 minutes

Release Date: 30 October (UK), 8 November (US)

The God of Thunder was always a difficult character to make sense of in cinematic terms, but Thor turned out to be a pretty decent movie thanks to the skilled direction of Kenneth Branagh and the great casting of Chris Hemsworth as the title character. After meeting up with fellow heroes in The Avengers, Thor is back on his own and without Branagh. Does it match up to the quality of Marvel’s other projects, or is this franchise unworthy to wield the power of Mjolnir no more?

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Thor works well as a continuation of the first film and of The Avengers, picking up almost all the loose ends from both pictures and continuing. The story of The Dark World is the weakest aspect of the picture unfortunately; it’s your standard fantasy fare complete with a powerful MacGuffin that the villain needs to take over the world and blahdeblahdeblah. The film’s first act drags a bit, taking too long to get going and spending too much time on needless exposition. But once the plot gets rolling, the characters get interacting and sh*t starts to get real, you begin to forget how trite the material sometimes gets. The dialog is consistently witty, though certainly dialled back from the wacky antics of the first film; Joss Whedon’s influence can certainly be felt during certain pieces of dialogue. The film is also much darker than the first in both look and tone, though I do feel they could have gone a bit further with it. It all adds up to a great climactic showdown full of badass action and some funny gags interspersed throughout. And be sure to stay during the credits for probably the most bizarre post-credits scene of any of the Marvel films. I’m sure it will confuse those who aren’t aware of where the next couple of films are going, but the nerds should be satisfied.

Hemsworth is as good as ever playing Thor, though not much has changed with him. Unlike Tony Stark in Iron Man 3, the events of The Avengers don’t seem to have affected him as much and he mostly goes through the motions. By the end of the film, I didn’t really feel like much had changed in Thor as a character. This is more a fault of the script than Hemsworth, but it does reflect badly on him. Natalie Portman, Kat Dennings and Stellan Skaarsgard all return from the first movie as well, and Anthony Hopkins once again has fun hamming it up as Odin. Hiddleston steals the show once again playing Loki; once he joins the adventure, the film really comes to life thanks to his performance and his banter with Hemsworth. It really makes you wish the movie was about him, as he is not only more interesting than Thor but he is the one with the bigger character arc. Unfortunately, the weakest aspect of the film is the villain Malekith, played by Christopher Eccleston. He is very much a stock bad guy, with no more real motivation than “he is evil and hates Asgard because they beat him”. What he lacks in definition, he more than makes up for in threat thanks to his army and power, but it left me wishing for a villain that really interested me beyond spectacle. And be sure to look out for some fun cameos from the likes of Chris O’Dowd, the obligatory Stan Lee, and a certain fellow hero that provides the best gag of the entire movie.

The action scenes in The Dark World are certainly more adventurous than the first film. Battles are much larger and involve many more characters, creating much more variety and spectacle. The final battle is certainly inventive, taking advantage of the fantastical nature of the film and having fun with it. The design of the world feels very consistent with the original and still manages to translate the mad designs of Jack Kirby into reality, though the cinematography and lighting has changed somewhat; the more mystical aura that Asgard had has been lost here and ends up feeling more like a generic fantasy world. Certain scenes even feel like they’ve been ripped from a Lord of the Rings movie, especially the prologue battle sequence. Director Alan Taylor’s background in television could explain this, but otherwise he has done a good job with the look of the film. The visual effects are as good as ever, and the score works with both original compositions and those recycled from the first.

Thor: The Dark World is good. Not great, just good. It entertains, it continues the story, and sets up for a potential third picture with a good hook. It is certainly one of Marvel’s weaker efforts, but considering they already gave us the masterpiece that is Iron Man 3 this year I can cut them some slack. Now to wait until spring for the arrival of The Winter Soldier

FINAL VERDICT: 8/10

ENDER’S GAME review

Starring: Asa Butterfield (Hugo), Harrison Ford (Raiders of the Lost Ark), Hailee Steinfeld (True Grit), Abigail Breslin (Little Miss Sunshine), Viola Davis (The Help), Ben Kingsley (Iron Man 3)

Writer/Director: Gavin Hood (Tsotsi)

Runtime: 1 hour 54 minutes

Release Date: 25 October (UK), 1 November (US)

Based on the classic science fiction novel by Orson Scott Card (which, for the record, I have not read), Ender’s Game is a slightly different breed of young adult book adaptation. Not only is its source material much older than brethren like Harry Potter, The Hunger Games or Twilight, it also deal with much deeper themes and issues than any of those tales; themes and issues that are just as prevalent now as they were when the book was written nearly thirty years ago. Does this make the film a much more relevant piece of work than its contemporaries, or is it all a load of gobbledegook?

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The story of Ender’s Game does follow a format familiar to the average YA story: a young boy is told he is destined for greater things and goes off to a place full of other gifted people to learn to become the greatest of them all. Sound familiar? Just remember: this one came first. But saying that is severely underselling the film. Ender is not only burdened with a great sense of responsibility and pressure, but he is also put under the scrutinising eyes of his superiors; his behaviour and actions constantly monitored and occasionally even tampered with. This makes for a compelling character story, and the film does a great job of making us sympathise with Ender. The film tackles the subject of war from a different perspective, and it luckily doesn’t try to beat you over the head with it like, say, Elysium did with its message. Where some may find the film falters is how the most of it lacks great stakes. A good chunk of the film is spent in battle simulations; whilst thrilling and inventive, they lack consequence because it is all just a game. It never bugged me much, as the spectacle of the simulations kept me engaged, but I’m sure some may find it makes the film lack tension. However, the film does somewhat acknowledge and play with this in the finale in a series of plot turns that are very well put together. The film also suffers from moving at too quick a pace, especially at the start. Events pass by so quick that is sometimes hard to figure out how long it has been between major plot beats, and certain elements (such as Ender’s relationship to his brother) feel brushed over. I’m sure this all comes from having to squeeze the book down into a manageable length, but these moments did jar me. The ending is also abrupt, somewhat setting up for a potential sequel, which is a big recurring problem with these kinds of films: they all try to set up for the next one even though there’s no guarantee there will be a next one.

Ender’s Game benefits greatly from a good main cast. Butterfield is great as Ender; his portrayal of the character is cold and firm, but you completely sympathise with him given his situation. He isn’t immediately likable but, like the other characters in the film, you come to respect and appreciate him. Harrison Ford is finally given a role where his newfound grumpy persona fits well, and he plays off well with the like of Butterfield and Viola Davis. Hailee Steinfeld and Abigail Breslin aren’t given the greatest amount of screen time, but they does well with the time they are given. Ben Kingsley enters the film quite late and in the end feels somewhat inconsequential, but he gives it his all as he does these days. The only person who really stands out as an odd casting choice is Moises Arias as Bonzo; his physicality and demeanour feel out of place with the character he plays and it sometimes seems laughable that so many people would find this kid threatening.

This film contains a lot of visual effects, and the film relies greatly on them. For the most part, they’re pretty good; standouts being the zero gravity sequences and the final battle. However, certain parts look iffy such as the much-repeated footage of the initial alien attack. The film’s production design is reminiscent of JJ Abrams’ Star Trek movies with its sleek architecture and balance between stark whites and bright colours; balanced with the cinematography and lighting, it makes for a pretty looking film. The score is also effective, bringing the intensity when needed but also helping to accentuate the quiet moments of the piece.

I cannot judge whether Ender’s Game works as an adaptation, but as a film in and of itself it works. It by no means breaks any grounds on a narrative or technical level, but it entertains and gets across the message serviceably. I wouldn’t say it is a must-see film, but it got me interested in reading the book and is a lot better than lesser YA adaptations like Percy Jackson or I Am Number Four.

FINAL VERDICT: 8/10

CAPTAIN PHILLIPS review

Starring: Tom Hanks (Saving Private Ryan), Barkhad Abdi, Catherine Keener (Being John Malkovich), Michael Chernus (Men in Black 3)

Director: Paul Greengrass (The Bourne Ultimatum)

Writer: Billy Ray (The Hunger Games)

Runtime: 2 hours 14 minutes

Release Date: 11 October (US), 18 October (UK)

Films based on true events are always a tricky subject; you have to balance both trying to make an entertaining movie and making sure the film is accurate. Inevitably, concessions have to be made and that pisses off certain people. Considering I know next to nothing about the real Richard Phillips and his ordeal with Somali pirates, I can’t confirm whether Captain Phillips is the most accurate representation of a true story ever or a bunch of Hollywood-ised bollocks (though from what I’ve heard, I’d say its closer to the former). But no matter how accurate it is, one thing is certain: this is one hell of a flick.

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Captain Phillips takes a little too long to get going; the film opens with a couple of scenes with Phillips (Hanks) before setting out to sea, and they are pretty pointless other than setting up some very standard stakes and exposition. But, once the plot finally kicks in, you are in for one hell of a ride. Whilst the proceedings never quite reach the nail-biting intensity of something like Prisoners, it comes damn close at points. In case you don’t know the story already, I won’t go into much more detail. My only problem is I think the film could have been a little tighter. When the stakes are high and the plot is moving, the film flies by at break-neck speed. But when the storm subsides, it fails to keep up the slack. Certain scenes go on a bit too long, some hold-your-breath moments ask us to hold for too long. It’s not too annoying, but I think a good five or ten minutes could have been trimmed and helped keep the story chugging at a consistent speed.

Tom Hanks has always been one of our finest living actors, but he hasn’t really had a chance to show off his chops for a while now. Luckily, his performance here fits the bill and is one of his best in a long time. Richard Phillips is by no means an extraordinary man, but Hanks imbues him with enough humanity that you do care a lot by the film’s conclusion. It’s a performance that only gets better as the film’s intensity increases, before blossoming into several wonderful tear-jerking moments as the film comes to a halt. The film is certainly Hanks’ show, but newcomer Barkhad Abdi as the lead pirate Mewes manages to brilliantly keep pace with our lead throughout. His gaunt face, threatening demeanour and determined attitude make for a truly chilling antagonist, but also one whose motivations you can understand. The rest of the cast gives it their all as well, but in the end it is Hanks and Abdi that make the movie.

Paul Greengrass has shown he can make one hell of an intense picture with films like Bourne Ultimatum and United 93 under his belt, but with Captain Phillips he may have finally perfected his style. Greengrass was one of the first filmmakers to make heavy use of shaky-cam, and for my money I’d say he’s the only one who does it well. He uses it to increase the tension and uneasiness, not as a lazy gimmick. It never pulls you out of the movie and it is always clear what is going on. For a film whose latter half mostly takes place in a tightly compacted area no bigger than the average car and is still able to make a movie this gripping and tense, the director has to be doing something right.

Captain Phillips is a stupendous thrill ride that should not be missed. Hanks’ performance alone makes it worth the price of admission, but Abdi and Greengrass sweeten the deal. An Oscar contender for certain and one of my favourite movies of the year so far too. And to anyone who is about to speak up about any potential inaccuracies, I have this to say: as long as the film itself is entertaining, does it really matter whether it is 100% accurate or not?

FINAL VERDICT: 9.5/10

MACHETE KILLS review

Starring: Danny Trejo (Desperado), Michelle Rodriguez (Avatar), Amber Heard (Drive Angry), Sofia Vergara (Modern Family), Demian Bichir (A Better Life), Mel Gibson (Braveheart)

Director: Robert Rodriguez (Sin City)

Writer: Kyle Ward

Runtime: 1 hour 47 minutes

Release Date: 11 October (US, UK)

When Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino teamed up to make Grindhouse, included in between Planet Terror and Death Proof were several fake trailers. Among such potential classics as Don’t, Thanksgiving and Werewolf Women of the SS was Machete. So popular was this trailer that the full movie was eventually made by Rodriguez in 2010, the end credits of which promised two sequels. Well, here’s the first one.

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If you go into Machete Kills actually expecting something meaningful, you’re obviously in the wrong place. Machete Kills throws out any sense of logic and just does whatever the f*** it feels like. Whilst this does often lead to some fun moments, it also means the film is a bit of a disorganised mess. For a film with barely any plot, there is too much going on; too many characters who just come in and out with very little baring on the actual plot. If you cut out everything that doesn’t relate directly to the story, I doubt the film would make it to an hour. I’m perfectly fine with throwing logic and physics out of the window, but you still have to have some sense of cohesion. To top it all off, the film ends on a cliffhanger, setting up for what looks like an infinitely superior sequel. I get the feeling that Rodriguez could only come up with one good idea for a sequel and decided to pull a Hobbit by stretching it out into two. Either way, the film does move at a very fast pace and throws just enough good moments in that you will never be bored. It’s just kind of sad that the best part of the second Machete movie is the trailer for a third Machete movie that may not even get made.

Rodriguez loves shoving his films full of recognizable faces, and Machete Kills is no exception. Trejo is as good as always, but it is clear he’s on his last legs; whether he’ll be fit enough to even do a third movie is questionable. Michelle Rodriguez is the only other major player from the first film to return, but she shows up far too late and doesn’t get much to do until the rushed climax. The rest of the cast seems to just use the movie as an excuse to play it so over the top that they break through the ceiling and/or wear incredibly provocative outfits. Sofia Vergara chews so much scenery that there’s barely any left after her every appearance, but her and her gang of pissed-off prostitutes feel bafflingly useless by the end. The only reason you’ll be glad they were there at all is because it provides you with more opportunities to stare at Alexa Vega’s half-naked body (and then get creeped out when you remember she was the girl from Rodriguez’s Spy Kids series). Amber Heard again also feels like she’s here just for the sex appeal, but a scrap between her and Michelle Rodriguez at the end makes it worth it. Lady Gaga makes her film debut here (playing a role shared with several other name actors) and she doesn’t do a bad job, but her character is again just a superfluous distraction from the plot. Bichir and Gibson ultimately steal the movie as the main villains, providing the right amount of crazy and menacing; considering they’re the “classiest” of the acting talent here, that’s not surprising. Oh, and there’s some guy called Carlos Estavez in the movie. Don’t know much about him, but he certainly looks like he’s winning.

Rodriguez’s films of late have a very homemade feel to them that is now starting to grate. I get it; you’re a notorious Rebel Without a Crew, but your stuff is starting to look even cheaper that the movies you’re paying homage to. Not only does the gore look really fake, it has been considerably toned down from the first one. I know he has a preference for digital filmmaking and doing everything himself, but at this point it’s starting to hurt his films rather than make them cooler. Next time he makes one of these kind of flicks, he needs to shoot it on film, have a decent sized crew and do as much stuff practically as possible. Only then will his films look like a genuine grindhouse product.

Machete Kills is like junk food: fun at the time, but ultimately doesn’t satisfy; it’s easily the least enjoyable of the grindhouse homages. If you’re a Rodriguez fan, there’s just enough for you here for it to be worth a watch; anyone else should just stay away. Machete was a concept that honestly only had one good movie in it, but I still want to see another one is just so I can get some closure. I’m going to give Rodriguez a pass on this one, but if he doesn’t step up his game he could end up killing the notion of intentionally bad movies for everyone.

FINAL VERDICT: 6/10

FILTH review

Starring: James McAvoy (X-Men: First Class), Jamie Bell (Billy Elliot), Eddie Marsan (The World’s End), Imogen Poots (Fright Night), Jim Broadbent (Hot Fuzz)

Writer/Director: Jon S. Baird (Cass)

Runtime: 1 hour 37 minutes

Release Date: 4 October (UK), N/A (US)

Adapted from the book by Trainspotting author Irvine Welsh, Filth’s marketing has played the film up as a debauched insane flick (just try watching the film’s “suitable for all ages” trailer; it basically shows nothing). But does this promise add up to anything meaningful, or is it just a bunch of shocking imagery for the sake of attention?

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Filth’s premise is most comparable to Bad Lieutenant (both the Ferrara and Herzog versions): the life of the dirty, drug-addled, sex-loving cop. That premise has lot of promising opportunities for some good set pieces or dark humour. Unfortunately, the film is too scatterbrained to follow up on it. The film’s pacing and structure feels like McAvoy’s character himself: unstable and unfocused. The film seems to have a clear goal at the start, but it meanders through several underdeveloped plots before landing to an abrupt and unsatisfying conclusion. Through hallucinations and dream sequences, the film attempts to foreshadow several major reveals, but does it so much that it becomes more like a hammer to the head; I figured out pretty much all of them about ten minutes before they happened, no matter how bizarre and unthinkable they were. The loose structure of it feels much more suited to the novel format (having never read the book, I can’t confirm that is true). But if it is, it makes me wish they had actually taken some more liberties with it and streamlined the plot into something more cohesive. The humour of the film is lacking: it’s mostly just a lot of cussing, sex references and homophobia; exactly what you’d expect from Scotsmen. It is much more vulgar than your average film, but it doesn’t make it any more funny. There just wasn’t anything to grab onto to keep me interested, which led to a monotonous experience that felt much longer than it actually was.

If there is any saving grace to the movie, it is the cast. McAvoy carries the film with his performance, bringing his usual go-hard-or-go-home attitude to the proceedings with mostly good effect. He’s not playing a likable guy for sure, but he brings so much energy to the performance that he does hold your interest through the duller moments. Eddie Marsan does well playing a shy, bookish type; the antithesis of McAvoy. But he keeps disappearing from the film and his subplot ends up feeling pointless. Bell, Poots, Broadbent: they all similarly deliver the material with gusto and determination, but it never really adds up to anything. There are a bunch of interesting characters with quirky traits that could provide some humour, but it all feels superfluous. For example, the chief inspector is an aspiring screenwriter. What purpose does this serve? Other than a brief gag where he gets interrupted reading Robert McKee, absolutely nothing. It’s odd that almost an entire film’s main cast is utterly pointless in the long run, but it does feel that way. No matter how hard the actors try, the film just has nothing for them to do.

The film promises depravity, and it does deliver on that somewhat. There’s heavy drug use, lots of nudity, some violence; pretty much what you expect. But again, it feels underwhelming. The marketing promises more crazy than the film actually has, and it just feels like it’s all there to compensate for a lack of meaning. The cinematography is gritty and rough, with a particular penchant for blowing out light from windows that gets annoying after a while. The movie gets the chance to go nuttier in several hallucinations, but they all end up looking like a dream sequence from The Big Lebowski or any music video for My Chemical Romance. The film presents a very exaggerated view of Edinburgh: it definitely looks and feels like the place, but as a native I don’t think it is as dangerous as the film depicts. For that, you go to Glasgow. Overall, the presentation again feels all show, no meaning. It’s got a nice soundtrack though.

Filth is by no means a bad film. It does nothing to offend me nor does it feel incompetent or without effort. It just doesn’t really do anything, and that is almost worse. James McAvoy’s genuinely great performance is the only thing worth watching, but other than that there isn’t much more to it.

FINAL VERDICT: 4/10

PRISONERS review

Starring: Hugh Jackman (The Wolverine), Jake Gyllenhaal (End of Watch), Terence Howard (Iron Man), Melissa Leo (The Fighter), Paul Dano (There Will Be Blood)

Director: Denis Villeneuve (Incendies)

Writer: Aaron Guzikowski (Contraband)

Runtime: 2 hours 33 minutes

Release Date: 20 September (US), 27 September (UK)

Leading up to its release, Prisoners was not on my radar. I had seen the trailer and didn’t really think much of it; it just seemed like another crime thriller to me. But then the buzz came in from all the critics. What was the big deal? I had to see for myself. So are the critics right, or was my initial judgement true?

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The story of Prisoners is very simple when you get right down to it, and honestly it isn’t that original either. But when you are in the moment, you don’t even notice. The film keeps you guessing, distracting you from the obvious and keeping you on the edge of your seat. Whilst someone who has seen a lot of these kinds of movies will probably piece everything together before the reveal (even I did to some extent), it is still incredibly thrilling. For those who’ve seen the trailer and think it showed too much, don’t worry: that trailer was just the tip of an iceberg full of intrigue and suspense. What mainly keeps Prisoners going though is the characters and their reactions and interactions. The emotions fly high in this movie; everyone reacts to the drama differently and has different ways of coping with it. The film feels natural and treats the subject matter with an eye for realism; even in its opening moments before s*** begins to hit the fan, the way these characters talk and interact, you’d swear you’re watching a documentary. The film is long, but never feels as long as it actually is. The pacing is perfect; it never rushes anything but lingers just long enough to create suspense without falling into tedium. I can’t say much more without spoiling everything, you just have to see it yourself. Go in as blind as you can: you’ll enjoy it much more that way.

But none of this would mean anything if the film didn’t have a good cast, but thankfully they have an excellent one. Jackman is at his best here, playing a very complex individual that, despite some of the horrible things he does, you wholly sympathize with; that’s a very fine line to try and balance but he pulls it off flawlessly. He certainly deserves another shot at an Academy Award for this. Gyllenhaal is equally impressive, playing a cop struggling to cope with the drama around him but never giving up hope. Terence Howard gives his best performance in a long time, but his role does fade as the movie begins to focus more on Jackman and Gyllenhaal. Maria Bello and Viola Davis are also great, but like Howard they get relegated to the sidelines. But this didn’t bother me. This is Jackman and Gyllenhaal’s show, and when either of them is on screen (doubly so when together) you just can’t get any more invested than you will be. Paul Dano’s performance is great as well, saying very little but telling us a lot through his confused, despairing face. Melissa Leo is almost unrecognizable in the film, and she again proves why she got that Oscar.

Prisoners isn’t a technical marvel, but it does have a simple but effective visual aesthetic. Legendary DOP Roger Deakins gives the movie a very gritty, down to earth feel that compliments the sombre naturalism of the picture. The film doesn’t make any attempt to dazzle you with camera wizardry, but it certainly doesn’t need to. The music is also minimal but effective, coming in just when it needs to.

I know this review has been vague, and that’s because I don’t want to tell you everything. Just know this: Prisoners is my favourite movie of the year so far. A movie hasn’t made me this emotionally attached to its events in a very long time, and it is also one of the few movies that has almost moved me to tears. It’s that good. Whenever you can set aside a few hours for this thing, go and see it. Just be prepared for it: this ain’t a movie you can just casually watch.

FINAL VERDICT: 10/10!

RUSH review

Starring: Chris Hemsworth (Thor), Daniel Bruhl (Inglourious Basterds), Olivia Wilde (Tron: Legacy)

Director: Ron Howard (A Beautiful Mind)

Writer: Peter Morgan (Frost/Nixon)

Runtime: 2 hours 3 minutes

Release Date: 13 September (UK), 20 September (US)

I’ve never been particularly interest in Formula 1 or car racing in general, but the tale Rush tells, like any good sports movie, appeals beyond fans of the sport. This isn’t a movie just about driving very fast (though that is a part of it); this is a film about rivalry, friendship and life in general. Let me explain a bit more…

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I’m not well versed in the real life events that inspired the film, so I can’t really comment on how accurate it is but from what I’ve heard it sticks to the truth pretty closely. The story evolves from both the perspectives of Hunt (Hemsworth) and Lauda (Bruhl), and the dual protagonist angle surprisingly works. Much like fellow sports movie Warrior, the film gets you rooting for both sides and makes the races between them that much more tense. Both Hunt and Lauda are given equal screen time, and both have plenty of downtime together or apart to develop them. The emotions run high in the picture, and you will be there with them every step of the way. Props must go to Peter Morgan for his effective screenwriting, and that combined with the superb direction from Ron Howard help elevate this story to greater heights.

But this film would be nowhere without our leads. Hemsworth has never been better; he perfectly pulls off both the wild ladies’ man and frustrated hothead aspects of the character. Bruhl, meanwhile, acts as a great counterbalance with his tempered, sensible demeanour. The two play off each other brilliantly, and you grow to like both of them despite their differences and problems. The rest of the supporting cast is full of mostly unknowns. Olivia Wilde is the only other major face is the film and, whilst she is really good in it, she’s only in the movie for about 15 minutes. But stars a great movie does not guarantee, and everyone else does a great job supporting the leads.

Whilst the core of the movie is character-based, the race sequences are top notch as well. They feel intense and rapid, thanks to creative cinematography and whip-smart editing. If all Formula 1 races were shot like this, I’d probably watch it. The sound design compliments the visuals greatly too, full of plenty of revving engines and squealing tyres to get all of your inner petrolheads engaged. Hans Zimmer’s score is much more subtle than his usual work, but again he proves himself as one of the best composers working today. Special mention must also be made to the make-up work on Bruhl after his accident; it’s quite possibly the best burn victim make-up I’ve seen in a picture.

This review has been brief, but there’s not much more to say: Rush is one of the best movies I’ve seen so far this year. It nails everything it does and keeps you engaged regardless of your interest in the subject matter. It is certainly Howard’s best movie in a while, and I do see it having Oscar potential, especially for the acting and writing. Though I have nothing bad to say, I can’t give it a perfect score. 10/10’s for me are reserved for films that get very strong emotional reactions out of me; whilst Rush did move me several times, I can’t quite give it my highest recommendation. Regardless, you absolutely must see it ASAP.

FINAL VERDICT: 9.5/10

WHITE HOUSE DOWN review

StarringChanning Tatum (21 Jump Street), Jamie Foxx (Ray), James Woods (Hercules), Jason Clarke (Zero Dark Thirty), Maggie Gyllenhaal (The Dark Knight)

DirectorRoland Emmerich (Independence Day)

WriterJames Vanderbilt (The Amazing Spider-Man)

Runtime2 hours 11 minutes

Release Date28 June (US), 13 September (UK)

Now in retort to Olympus Has Fallen comes White House Down, another Die Hard-in-The White House action movie. Considering that the former was a dull, emotionless slog of a movie, Emmerich and his team don’t have too much competition in my opinion. But does it rise above its distant cousin, or does it fail just the same?

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The broad strokes of White House Down are nearly identical to Olympus Has Fallen: a terrorist cell infiltrates the White House, and one man who happens to be around is the only one who can save the day. But in the finer details the two have their differences, the most key difference being tone: whilst Olympus was very dour and played in straight, White House Down doesn’t take itself too seriously and actually has fun with the premise. The film is full of clichés and predictable beats, but they are played well and you get so sucked up in the thick of it that you’re having too much fun to care at that point. The humour is corny, but it hits enough times that you keep smiling throughout. Unlike Emmerich’s previous efforts, which attempted to have a worldwide scale with too many characters, this film stays close on a small group of people that allows for a decent amount of character interaction and development. Sure, it’s not exactly Shakespeare but it’s a hell of a lot more than we got in Olympus Has Fallen. My only big issue with the film is that, at over two hours, the film is far too long. A good fifteen minutes could have been cut, especially in the first act, and the film would feel better paced because of it. But otherwise, this is a great blast from the past; a homage to the feel-good action movies of the 90’s before everyone started taking things too seriously.

In the span of about two years, Channing Tatum has gone from a wooden schmuck to a likeable actor. His charm works well in the part here, but he is also believably tough enough that you buy it when he jumps into Commando mode. Foxx is great as the President and his chemistry with Tatum is fantastic; whenever he is on screen, the film lights up instantly. I just wish they weren’t so blatant about the Obama parallels. Joey King does good work as Tatum’s daughter, though I do think they went a little young with the casting; I know they say she’s smart for her age but she acts far too teenage-y for an 11 year old. Jason Clarke has some fun hamming it up as one of the bad guys, and you could easily imagine that he’s just playing his character from Zero Dark Thirty gone nuts. It’s nice to see James Woods back in a prominent part, though I wish he got a little more to do. Gyllenhaal and Richard Jenkins provide decent supporting work, but don’t do much to stand out from the pack.

At the end of the day, you come to a Roland Emmerich film to watch s*** get destroyed real good, and there’s plenty of that here. All of the action is well choreographed and filmed, with rarely a moment destroyed by that damn shaky-cam that sunk Olympus Has Fallen. A car chase across the White House lawn and Tatum’s final showdowns against the main villains are particular stand out moments that will have you cheering and laughing with joy at the way these guys get their comeuppance. The only advantage Olympus has over it is that it was rated R, and at points the PG-13 rating does feel like it compromises the ridiculousness of the chaos. But just think about this: I can clearly remember most of the action scenes in White House Down, and I can’t remember a single action beat in Olympus Has Fallen. Just goes to show you that a more adult rating does not a better movie make. On the negative side, some of the CG looks a little unpolished and the score often relies too much on stock music beats. But overall, this is a good technical package.

White House Down is pure fun, and that’s all I can ask for from this type of film. It blows Olympus Has Fallen right out of the water in every facet, and is Emmerich’s best film since Independence Day. If you like cheesy 90’s action movies like The Rock or Con Air, this is a movie you really need to go see with a bunch of mildly inebriated friends and just have some fun.

FINAL VERDICT: 7.5/10